Mario has had his face on many items. From cereal to soft toys and even Tetris clones. But this time I believe the Mario, and indeed the entire retro bandwagon, has gone too far.

Not content with only having their wrists in constant agony from carpel tunnel syndrome, some jokers have decided that the fingers too are in need of pain spasms, and went about creating the the world’s most uncomfortable mouse. Featuring Mario and a goomba, in their retro, pixelated forms.

How could anyone have thought this would be usable? Sure it looks cool, but looks only go so far in covering up extremely stupid